Proof of Caleb on this Planet
NSFW? naked centerfold pinned to chest. I call this one “Angelinah daah”
ahhhhcquarium. OM that kid jumped the rope! (:28)
And Andrew WK was there.
Hey guys!
We wrote a tremendous sketch. Really! Something earth shattering, like someone told atlas about naps good! And Andrew WK had a cameo and we shot it and then the late, great Superdeluxe (for whom we were making it) no longer existed. So, we have yet to finish shooting it. But man, it would really change shit. Like, you’d-still-hate-Wall st.-collared-pricks-cause-really-you-were-just-jealous-of-how-much-fucking-money-they-made-but-now-you-feel-icky-about-feeling-bad-for-them-cause-yeah…-joblessness-sucks change shit. But hey, we salvaged the above photo. p.s. Andrew, we’ll finish this I swear, thanks for hanging, and Santos is great!
About a year ago I signed up for GrandCentral. It’s a service from Google that allows you to create a new phone number for yourself, and then have all calls to that number forwarded to your existing number. IT ALSO: records all your messages to your grandcentral website. IT ALSO: allows you to record conversations (think interviews for magazine articles, directions…).
So, about 6 months after i got the account, I started receiving regular calls from people who spoke a foreign language (Arabic?). At first I tried to hedge the calls by constantly answering and saying “wrong number”, now I just save the messages. This is one of my favorites, because I too wish that were were an answering machine where i could leave my grocery list and voila! Delivered right to my door! Anyhow, if you or anyone you know speaks this language, please try to translate it for me? I have many more. It could be a fun element to this tumblr!
This is just so damn good. If you’ve never seen it… get sick and lie in bed and watch this and… it’s matches my sleep patterns (about every 15 minutes for about 5 minutes) perfectly. My fever dreams seem to fill in the blanks perfectly.
edit: i know that some syntax or spelling or something is wrong with this. but I can’t figure out how to fix it. im woozy. like in Scream. when they stab each other and end their careers.
